Top 5 Biggest Fashion Pet PeevesTuesday, November 29, 2011
Got something fashion related that you see around town that ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF YOU? I do. So I decided to make a list BUT then I thought how much of a better read it would be if I called upon my hilarious friend G (honoured here) to write it instead! HAHA
Written by G
Pet Peeve #1: Wearing pajamas outside.
You may believe that the way to a future love interest's heart is through the bedroom, but let's be serious. The only message those bright yellow tweety-bird pajamas is sending to potential suitors is that your bed is swamped with stuffed animals and you sleep with a nightlight.
You may think you're strutting your stuff on the runway.
Common excuses repeat offenders use:
#2: Baggy or Saggy pants.
Just because you saw your homeboy Lil Wayne wearing some baggy pants on the red carpet doesn't mean you should go out and get yourself any old pair of XXL jeans. Contrary to popular belief, girls aren't turned on by the sight of your boxers. I don't know much about the history of this phenomena but I do know my plans for its future: Eradication. You may think you look fly on the red carpet.
#3 Popped Collars
#4 Neon, Everywhere.
But, in reality, you look like someone who dressed up as LMFAO for Halloween.
You may think you're showing off.#5 TOO TIGHT!
There you have it, my top five most-hated fashion faux pas. C'mon people. Fashion isn't rocket science. Well, unless you're designing the world's next space suit.